The real bio by Ryan Harris

Rich O'Donnell is some type of highly evolved freshwater

arachnid, octopod, or squid-like creature from Donegal,

Ireland.  We're actually not 100% certain.  Through years of

dedicated practice, he's trained his gelatinous tentacles to

accelerate/decelerate and sabotage boring rhythms created

with integer ratios, transforming them into fluid, unpredictable,

and interesting layers of expression.  In addition, he’s part

cyborg, and creates music by manipulating the KYMA

(a special organ located next to the spleen that’s hardwired

into the central nervous system allowing his brain to 

simultaneously process any number of “n” control voltages at a

given time).  Modern science is exploring possible explanations

to these phenomena.